A little humor for your next briefing. Taken from PoliceOne – http://www.policeone.com/police-jobs-and-careers/articles/6064017-15-signs-youre-Retired-on-Duty/

You may be retired on duty if:

1.) Your personal squad check regimen is to disconnect the GPS, turn off your radar, turn on your favorite FM station, and set your computer to your personal Facebook page. You are able to perform these tasks one handed and with more admirable smoothness than a firearms instructor demonstrating a tactical reload.

2.) Your first stop of every shift is at Flo’s Diner for the six-egg omelet with extra cheese. This does not preclude you from enjoying a lunch break in a few hours, because you call it in as a “Community Policing” stop.

3.) Your second call of the day is from nature, and your back up is the Bass Fisherman’s Quarterly. This operation takes longer to finish than the six-egg omelet.

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1. TV cops always answer the phone by speaking their last names, and nothing else. They seldom say, “goodbye” or anything customary at the end of the call. They just hang up. I’ve never known a real person to do this.
2. A person’s complete pedigree can be obtained by typing only their name into a police computer. Even if your name is Aloysius Dingleberry, there is probably more than one person with that name. If the name is something more common, like “Joe Brown,” there will be thousands.
3. TV computer hackers, especially those employed by the police, can instantly tap into any video feed, satellite imagery, internal database, or record ever created by man, even though the record exists only on paper and has never been digitized.
4. TV cops involved in deadly force incidents immediately return to duty, often without so much as filing a report. Continue reading

Weren’t they all like this in training…

How to Tell Where a Cop works:

Narcotics
-Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.
-Start wearing “Tap Out” t-shirts
-Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
-Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
-Practice the “Don’t acknowledge me, even in the police station, look.”
-Thinks even the Chief worships you.
-Make every case involve overtime $$$.
-Learn to play golf drunk.

SWAT
-Wear team T-shirts (size small), Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
-Try to fit the word “breach” and “tactical” in to every conversation. Continue reading

Hell’s Angels Documentary

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